what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
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If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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