She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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