Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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