I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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