Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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