It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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