Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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