worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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