So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
My life is pants optional.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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