Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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