Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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