I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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