It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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