mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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