Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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