My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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