you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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