Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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