youre lurking in front of me
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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