he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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