Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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