So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize