Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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