one two three fourrrrnication!
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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