ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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