Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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