We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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