cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
You smell like stripper and shame
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just blew my weed a kiss
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
