one might say we're banned from that church
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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