Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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