I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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