i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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