I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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