I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Randomize
