Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
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You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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