I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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