there was a trapeze. enough said
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
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I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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