wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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