What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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