with your own penis?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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