I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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