Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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