that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Acid is not a monday night drug
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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