Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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