But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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