If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Jerry, you need to find god
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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