Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Drunk is not a location!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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