Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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