I'm lost and stupid without you.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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