Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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