talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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