someone get that fucking seahorse.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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