i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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