Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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