Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.