Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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