I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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